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No Pleasing Some People – Manchester 22nd November 2014

This was a great win for United. Lucky, very lucky but a great win, and the luck has been overdue this season. Arsenal can (and knowing them, will) moan endlessly about the referee, Mike Dean, missing Marouane Fellaini’s push on Kieran Gibbs. This in turn led to United’s first goal, and then to Wojciech Szczesny’s rib injury. They will, like Match of the Day, conveniently ignore Jack Wilshere sticking his beak into Fellaini in the 30th minute. This was twelve minutes after Wilshere had sniffed at a chance of putting the home side in front when one-on-one with David de Gea.

Photo: Barney @Red News @barneyrednews </p> <p>The MUFC fans still celebrating outside the Utd end now. #discoreds #mufc

United fans celebrating outside the stadium after the match (photo courtesy of Barney Chilton)

The longer Arsenal went without scoring, the more the anxiety rose within their team and supporters. United, with an inexperienced and makeshift defence, were in a state of siege in the first half. David de Gea was again outstanding. When United went in front with a Kieran Gibbs own goal in the 56th minute, the home side and fans visibly lost heart. The goal, which came from an Antonio Valencia ball which he just clobbered across the Arsenal box, was as comical in much the same way that Manchester City used to concede daft goals. Valencia’s delivery, (it would be too generous to call it a cross or a shot), was so far off beam that for a split second, I believed that Danny Welbeck was back in a United shirt. The goal, which went in off Gibb’s shin could be described as a smash and grab, but that doesn’t give it due credit. I don’t believe I have ever seen a side play 56 minutes of a match and go a goal in front without having a single shot on target all game.

With Arsenal frantically chasing the match, United got a break in the 85th minute reminiscent of the way Cristiano Ronaldo used to terrorise the Gunners. Fellaini fed the ball to di Maria, who in turn slid it past Nacho Monreal to leave Wayne Rooney a lone forty yard run at Damian Martinez. The Scouser made no mistake as he lifted the ball past the Argentine keeper. Rooney returned the favour to di Maria in the fourth minute of injury time to leave him one-on-one with his compatriot in the Arsenal goal. Di Maria tried being too clever and dinked the ball wide when he should have put United 3-0 in front. A minute later, Olivier Giroud scored a belter on a half volley from a Mikel Arteta ball to beat de Gea on his near post. 

Photo: from the away end tonight ... although i suspect the Red News Editor has got a new fancy app on his phone ....

United players celebrating Wayne Rooney’s 85th minute winner (photo courtesy of Barney Chilton)

As per usual, United fans travelled down to London in great numbers. Both The Coronet and The Hercules Tavern on Holloway Road had a happy and noisy contingent of Reds in them pre-match. Some United fans had gone down to the match in fancy dress. This consisted of (amongst many others) wearing horses head masks. Maybe some locals thought Ruud van Nistelrooy was amongst them. Others had a look on their faces of utter disbelief. All of it was a good laugh.

Getting home, I watched a re-run of the match on SKY. Hearing Martin Tyler’s commentary when United scored was like listening to a news reporter describing a funeral. He was gutted. It was a beautiful sound.

The equine division of the Red Army in the World’s End in Camden


Before the match, some of you may have been worried about the injuries to United players during this excuse of an international break. We shouldn’t worry though as on Tuesday, Ed Woodward had some good news for us. Daley Blind might be out for six months with a knee injury, but you’ll be delighted to know that since the Dutch midfielder joined United, his Twitter followers have gone up by 72%.


Which lead to this belter from Daniel Harris:

Other great news to come from Woodward is that Angel di Maria and and Radamel Falcao have seen a massive increase in Google searches for their name (as shown below):

This made me feel a hell of a lot better when I saw the ‘tackle’ on di Maria from Nani when…(sentence could not be completed due to medical intervention)

United went into this match with a crippling injury list. Daley Blind, Radamel Falcao, Marcos Rojo, Rafael da Silva were amongst a catalogue of names unavailable. The feeling amongst Reds was almost unanimous before the game – a draw would be a decent result against an Arsenal side that hadn’t lost at home in the Premier League since August last year. This was a fantastic result for a United team that haven’t won an away match since beating Newcastle United 4-0 at St James Park last April. The win was ground out through the brilliance of De Gea and the resilience of half a side that were playing out of their natural position.

Ashley Young replaced Luke Shaw in the 16th minute with United’s back to the wall against a rampant Arsenal attack. He was brilliant. Fellaini also had an excellent game. He imposed himself and was the nuisance of a player that he was at Everton. Arsenal didn’t know how to deal with him. Both Fellaini and Young have had their fair share of criticism in the red shirt so it’s only right to say how well they did at Arsenal.

To my amazement, I’ve seen and heard some of my Red brethren moaning about the performance. A 2-1 win against Arsenal away from home with half the friggin’ team injured? No pleasing some people. Whatever happens on the pitch though, you can’t beat life as a travelling Red.

Hope Springs Eternal – Manchester 8th November 2014

With United not being in Europe, we can sit back and watch what happens with a detached amusement at what sometimes goes on around us. At City on Wednesday, they lost to CSKA Moscow but they weren’t happy at their treatment by UEFA. They were so incensed in fact that not only did some fans not turn up to the game in protest, one of their number even decided to paint up a protest banner which pointed away from the pitch and in a true display of mancunian rebellion (this time against Grammar) they wrongly spelt two words out of the ten on the banner

Crystal Palace have made a reasonable start to the season. Nobody was taking a win against them today for granted. There’s a different vibe around Old Trafford nowadays. One that’s not been felt on a regular basis since the early 1990’s. There’s not the same confidence pre match that this fixture would’ve enticed before Sir Alex Ferguson retired.

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Relieved United players celebrate Juan Mata’s winner in front of the F Stand (photo courtesy of Neil Meehan) 

United had a lot of possession in this game. I believe that this is the first game when Louis van Gaal’s philoshophy was actually implemented Read more

The Kind of Lads ‘n’ Lasses – Manchester 3rd November 2014

On Friday, Louis van Gaal said that whatever happens, United must not go down to ten men. Chris Smalling scuppered that plan when he got sent off in the 39th minute after two bookings which matched the stupidity of Branislav Ivanovic at Old Traffford last week. Against a mediocre side, you can cope with a man down but against a side as good as City, it’s going to take a miracle to stop them from scoring. From the resulting free kick of Smalling’s red card, Marouane Fellaini blocked his fellow Belgian, Vincent Kompany, from heading into an unguarded net on de Gea’s far post.

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A £57.00 view of the match. Photo courtesy of Lee Thomas

Referee Michael Oliver had a stinker of a game. I have no argument with the bookings Read more

I Say You Buy One, You Get One Free – Manchester 26th October 2014

This was always going to be a hard game. Chelsea haven’t lost a league match since a fixed odds-ruining home defeat against Sunderland on April 19th. Since then, they’ve beaten Liverpool at Anfield, Arsenal at Stamford Bridge and they should’ve beaten City away as well were it not for a gutsy fightback and a Frank Lampard goal.

Today was the same scenario. When you go a goal behind against a side managed by Jose Mourinho, as United did today, it’s an uphill struggle. Mourinho’s teams defend a lead with an efficiency reminiscent of Bob Paisley’s Liverpool sides.

38 minutes: Angel di Maria floats a free kick into the Scorebaoard End penalty which…

…goes harmlessly straight into the arms of Chelsea keeper Thibaut Courtois

If Chelsea would’ve won today, United could’ve had few complaints. Read more

See You At The Other Side – West Bromwich 20th October 2014

Thank God the football is back. Since United last played a match, a 2-1 win against Everton on what seems like a lifetime ago, Roy Keane has released a book every bit as blunt as everybody expected it to be. Everybody seems to have forgotten Rio Ferdinand’s relatively bland tome released just prior to Keane’s second memoir. The most interesting thing to emerge from Ferdinand’s book was the shocking revelation that David Moyes had banned United players from eating oven chips the day/night before a match. It’s fair to say that Keane’s book has been a little bit more interesting than that.

First half at The Hawthorns as West Brom attack the Smethwick End (photo courtesy of Daniel Burdett)

We also had two sleep inducing matches where England won on their march to inevitable European glory/first round knockout in 2016. Last Sunday saw The Sun on Sunday with the startling revelation that Antonio Valencia is as good at delivering photographs of himself to the right place as he is delivering a cross. Read more